Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
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I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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