its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
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you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
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I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
that may or may not have been my penis.
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