I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
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I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
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I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
This is classic penis vs brain.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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