wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
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Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
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I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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