Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
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I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
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I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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