It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
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girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
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I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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