i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
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If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
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Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Randomize