I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
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I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
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He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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