Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
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Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
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Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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