I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
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She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
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She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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