the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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