did you get engaged???
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
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you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
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Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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