Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
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i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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