I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
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THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
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He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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