Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
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she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
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Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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