Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
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Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
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You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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