The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
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My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
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I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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