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their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?

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and what kinds of feelings would these be?

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Happy, horny, occasionally hungry

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(586): their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig? (1-586): and what kinds of feelings would these be? (586): Happy, horny, occasionally hungry http://tfl.nu/z6jk

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I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?

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(203): I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me? http://tfl.nu/jc3e

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the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party

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(508): the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party http://tfl.nu/wsii

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He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.

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(678): He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again. http://tfl.nu/ehlu

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Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.

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(978): Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win. http://tfl.nu/r148

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I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.

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(401): I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family. http://tfl.nu/wak4

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He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.

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(207): He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ. http://tfl.nu/rtl1

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Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america

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(616): Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america http://tfl.nu/zong

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My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.

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(641): My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning. http://tfl.nu/bmvl

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he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..

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(330): he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder.. http://tfl.nu/5whr

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Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.

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(602): Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis. http://tfl.nu/d56l

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I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.

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(509): I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin. http://tfl.nu/0dob

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I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?

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considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.

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(360): I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel? (1-360): considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'. http://tfl.nu/0tmm

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I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.

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(586): I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird. http://tfl.nu/l2d5

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Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone

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(585): Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone http://tfl.nu/e7f7

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