that's what penises do
they tell lies.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Randomize