I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
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He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
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I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
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