I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
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he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
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I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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