We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
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They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
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Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
The power of my boobs compel you
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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