she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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