he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
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He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
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Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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