yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
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i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
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He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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