JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
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I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
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I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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