I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
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I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
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I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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