apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
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woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
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I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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