That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
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someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
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Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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