So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
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Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
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Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
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