Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
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she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
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KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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