I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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