What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
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Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
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Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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