Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
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i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
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My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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