She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
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I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
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coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize