I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
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She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
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Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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