im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
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Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
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We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
All I want is dick and wine.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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