I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Randomize