So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
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If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
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I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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