This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
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I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
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We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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