i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
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I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I don't deserve a penis
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Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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