she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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