I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
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These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
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She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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