What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
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From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
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Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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