just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
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Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
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I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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