YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
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Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
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Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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