I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
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Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
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I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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