That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
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I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
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Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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