Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
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DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
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Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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