He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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